Today we are pleased to have Johnny
Ostenopolis, advisor to President Obama and privy to the deep thought processes
that transpire in conferences on major international events such as the shell
game of weapons of mass destruction. Do you think the Syrians have drones?
According
to sources at the table, they not only have drones but they have smart
drones.
Can you describe these smart drones for our listeners?
Sure.
Smart drones are armed and lethal robots that shoot anything that moves, women,
children, three-legged dogs, whatever touches your heart, kiss it goodbye.
Does America
Of
course we do. Ours are the prototypes being shot down and stolen by rebels in Afghanistan who send the pieces to China where they are reverse-engineered, mass
produced and sold to rogue states like Syria ,
Panama , Luxembourg , and Quebec Mercer Island
Whose drones are smarter? According the
very reliable and unbiased Rand Corporation highly sophisticated research
report, I quote, “By gosh all them bad ones and we good ones they bad we good,
we want to go too, make us happy, make us go fast, faster; heat-eating sensors,
laser nanotech itchy under the collar.”
Sublime.
Dudes really know what they are doing. I honestly don’t know how anyone in the
defense business like Obama could cross a chemical Syrian street without the
jujitsu those guys lay down in the mud like mink coats for lady was a tramp.
Whose stocks should a patriotic American
Mother Courage buy to cash in on the bombing of Syria and the good it will do
for promoting war and all the peace, and peace of mind, and pieces of American
minds, it brings to American minds.
Very well put. In my mind you can’t go wrong
with the big war profiteers listed by USA Today, especially Boeing,
boom-boom-boom, Northrop Grumman, Raytheon, and General Dynamics, and most of
all Lockheed Martin, a big boomy-boom-boom. As Obama said, he personally
expects to be compensated by the entire lot of 25 biggest defense companies in the
USofA, upon stepping down, of course. If Cheney and Bush can do it he can.
There you
go. The real color barrier is right there with the big guns.
You
know it, he knows it, but do the big 25—really 47—know it? Who knows….
